Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
yes, i love her bolt action smoothness, and the way she feels when i pull the trigger


Who was the last person to call you?
my krag, its yerning to be shot

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
i like my bullets with smokeless powder thanks

When is the last time you cried?
about a week ago when i wasnt able to go to the gun range

Are you scared of spiders?
no, i just shoot them

When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
i know my guns limit

Do you miss anyone?
my .

22 caliber luger

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
i would take more of my dads guns

What are your plans for this weekend?
shooting targets

Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
i tend to not take my babies into the water

Ever been to a bonfire party?
every time i shoot my m44

Have you ever been on a horse?
i do have a calvery carbine

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
only if its military surplus

What's irritating you right now?
30-40 krag bullets are so expensive

Is cheating ever okay?
only if its a shotgun

Are you afraid of the dark?
not when i have my glock by my side

Are you listening to music right now?
my enfields action is music to my ears

Do you like Chinese food?
i will one day own a chinese t53 bolt gun

Do you know your father's birthday?
i know the day when each of my guns was purchased

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
kissed my guns

First time you kissed the last person you kissed?
oct 3 2006

What was your childhood nickname?
full auto

Is this year the best year of your life?
i almost have every gun i could ever want, so yes

Do you have any strange phobias?
getting my guns dirty

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
i always know my guns are loaded

Do you give out second chances too easily?
only if truly love the rifle

Do you have a best friend?
i have a whole closet full

Would you live with someone without marrying them?
they're all my wives, polygamy ftw

Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
guns dont die

Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
i've washed guns in the dishwasher

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
no, guns should be safely stored in the trunk away from the ammo

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
once when i dropped my french mas on her foot

Have you ever been cheated on?
well, sometimes manny shoots my guns

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i would never harm my ladies

If you could go back in time would you change things with an ex?
i still own all my guns

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
all my guns are cleaned and lubed

Have you dated people who weren't good to you?
i've bought bad bullets if that counts

Have you ever dated someone older than you?
all my guns are 50 plus years old

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
you should never shoot dud bullets twice

Believe in love at first sight?
yes, all of my ladies were love at first sight

Is heartbreak really as bad as it sounds?
my ladies arent heart breakers

Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
i want a good japanese last ditch rifle with bayonet



if you think any of this real, you're fucking moron. its a joke, i dont kiss guns. i dont kiss much of anything because my guns and anime statues scares everyone off.