pure morning

There were signs everywhere proclaiming "omfg theres going to be construction and detours on 22 monday" so i proceeded to leave 20 minutes early...only to get to work 30 minutes early. Blarg. Maybe if I had money for breakfast or whatever this wouldn't be so bad, but im flat fucking broke. So im sitting here lisntening to mp3s waiting for the right time to go in.

I need a friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather.