Sometimes I wish I could be with my parents

dear brandy, why do you send me weird myspace messages, which may or may not be saying that you're still kinda of in love with me. your vagueness makes me down play any intentions you may have. plz shit or get off the pot, thanks

I had such a depressing dream. Its mostly true too and is happening.

I either need to get laid...or die in a terrible accident

i did some retail therapy this weekend...


ohh looky nazi markings...it the guts of a german 98k mauser..i got it for 20 bucks

Chobits was very good. It made me kind of emo though. Will I find the one for me?

This is about tongue kissing

So im dreaming away this morning. All I remember is that brandy was in it, and she was making wooden sculptures of nude women..(seriously, wtf??) I remember them not having any heads. Just wooden bent over bodies. She then asked me if I wanted to do something scandalious...TONGUE KISS???!!

pure morning

There were signs everywhere proclaiming "omfg theres going to be construction and detours on 22 monday" so i proceeded to leave 20 minutes early...only to get to work 30 minutes early. Blarg. Maybe if I had money for breakfast or whatever this wouldn't be so bad, but im flat fucking broke. So im sitting here lisntening to mp3s waiting for the right time to go in.

I need a friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather.

oh cheesy fries

Aww man what a week. Works been sucky. I ran out of money. Im going to be even poorer this week because I have to pay my car insurance. I did buy a big comfy chair. But its still in the back of the explorer. I fixed the old ibm laptop mickey gave me back up. It runs decent for what it is. You can watch youtube and veoh videos on it heh.

Meh time for sleep

abortions

One of those times.

Its one of those times where im finding myself in tears for no good reason. I've come home the past two days to an empty house. Tuesday I just went straight to bed. Yesterday I watched fate stay night. I feel like I don't have anyone to confide in. I just feel like bleeding my soul, but no one cares to listen. meh

Sometimes I feel like everying I do is halfassed. Like I go to work and I do a halfassed job of everything. I hate being depressed over such a shitty job. Every little whisper every little blank stare sends me off into emo land. Today I noticed when I clocked out the time clock didn't say my name like it usually does. It just said 0000 out. I know people who have been there for longer then I have and the time clock doesn't even say their name when they clock in. It did this morning, but maybe the switched time clocks who the eff knows. It just sent this stupid sense of dread down my spine. I haven't been really in trouble lately..I got caught checking my email two weeks ago and just got an evil eye for that. I got coached on leaving small to the point notes. The note in question was cci to provide wifes ssn, the ssn is xxxxxxxxx. Were not supposed to put customers ssn in orders, but this order was a bit different, the number we were porting in was in someone elses name so we needed their wifes ssn, theres no place for that in our order system. Bah the previous notes in the order said the customer would be calling back with that info, but the reports sent to the client only show my notes, not the others. So the client was all omf ssn in notes kill it with fire and our team lead got reamed for it. I didn't know they couldn't see the other notes. balh

For some reason I couldn't check my hotmail account from my computer. It said my password was incorrect. I almost had a heart attack. Checking it from my phone seems ok though.. Infact im blogging by my phone.

Nothing beats working hard all day and coming home to watch cheesy but good slice of life animes.

i had a weird dream.
1. i was sad i was late for work
2. weird groping session


i didnt sleep well at all.

Dearest spoonyblog

I felt so emo at the car show today. I also felt very emo this morning when I woke up. I don't remember much from being drunk other then telling jen to quit taking pictures of my ass. I also remember laughing...and for some reason that felt good. I bought a tv stand for my room..now I just need a chair. They had a love seat I liked but no one else was feeling it. I really want someone...or something

i wantedf popcorn. noy a dildoe in my ass

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
yes, i love her bolt action smoothness, and the way she feels when i pull the trigger


Who was the last person to call you?
my krag, its yerning to be shot

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
i like my bullets with smokeless powder thanks

When is the last time you cried?
about a week ago when i wasnt able to go to the gun range

Are you scared of spiders?
no, i just shoot them

When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
i know my guns limit

Do you miss anyone?
my .

22 caliber luger

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
i would take more of my dads guns

What are your plans for this weekend?
shooting targets

Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
i tend to not take my babies into the water

Ever been to a bonfire party?
every time i shoot my m44

Have you ever been on a horse?
i do have a calvery carbine

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
only if its military surplus

What's irritating you right now?
30-40 krag bullets are so expensive

Is cheating ever okay?
only if its a shotgun

Are you afraid of the dark?
not when i have my glock by my side

Are you listening to music right now?
my enfields action is music to my ears

Do you like Chinese food?
i will one day own a chinese t53 bolt gun

Do you know your father's birthday?
i know the day when each of my guns was purchased

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
kissed my guns

First time you kissed the last person you kissed?
oct 3 2006

What was your childhood nickname?
full auto

Is this year the best year of your life?
i almost have every gun i could ever want, so yes

Do you have any strange phobias?
getting my guns dirty

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
i always know my guns are loaded

Do you give out second chances too easily?
only if truly love the rifle

Do you have a best friend?
i have a whole closet full

Would you live with someone without marrying them?
they're all my wives, polygamy ftw

Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
guns dont die

Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
i've washed guns in the dishwasher

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
no, guns should be safely stored in the trunk away from the ammo

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
once when i dropped my french mas on her foot

Have you ever been cheated on?
well, sometimes manny shoots my guns

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i would never harm my ladies

If you could go back in time would you change things with an ex?
i still own all my guns

Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
all my guns are cleaned and lubed

Have you dated people who weren't good to you?
i've bought bad bullets if that counts

Have you ever dated someone older than you?
all my guns are 50 plus years old

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
you should never shoot dud bullets twice

Believe in love at first sight?
yes, all of my ladies were love at first sight

Is heartbreak really as bad as it sounds?
my ladies arent heart breakers

Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
i want a good japanese last ditch rifle with bayonet



if you think any of this real, you're fucking moron. its a joke, i dont kiss guns. i dont kiss much of anything because my guns and anime statues scares everyone off.