teh spoonybard

psychotic hikikomori

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 06:37:00 +0000

sometimes i think locking myself up in my room and never leaving is a good idea. i'll just need food drinks and an internet connection....or a blanket and a space heater. it depends on the kind of hikikomori im going for. gah. meh

what not to tell your potential girlfriend

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:03:00 +0000

Dear Potential Girlfriend,

I too come from a close-knit network of family and friends. I'm originally from Texas. My best friend joined the Air Force and left for Turkmenistein, and then our cats ran away and my mom died. My other best friend forsook me when he first experienced the touch of a woman. I moved here from Texas with my girlfriend. My dad married my aunt, and he died. (See? Close-knit!) My girlfriend dumped me for a crossdressing art student, and her parents took me in as their own. They both died. My other friend back home won't be paroled until 2013. I have five cats that hate each other. Tell me more about your family!

Love,
-John.

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:34:00 +0000

All things considered. No ideas left behind...huh?
--When I used to work for T-Mobile...

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:21:00 +0000

Hey dork...you forgot to register your truck....

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:34:00 +0000

I've never been around so many complainers in my life.

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:06:00 +0000

Manuel Diaz, 59 of Pen Argyl, PA passed away Friday November 28, 2008 in Easton Hospital, Wilson Boro.
Born: He was born on June 19, 1949 in Havana, Cuba, a son of the late Jesus M. and Margarita Herrera Diaz.
Personal: Manuel was preceded in death by his wife, the former Maria Koltunowicz, in 2007. He was employed as a Carrier for the US Postal Service in Plainfield, New Jersey, retiring in 2003.
Memberships: Manuel was of the Catholic faith. He was also a member of the National Association of Letter Carriers.
Survivors: Manuel is survived by daughters Jennifer M. Diaz of Pen Argyl, PA, Suzanne M. Stepien and her husband Christian of Palmerton, PA; a sister Gloria Morin and her husband Jose of Miami, FL, 2 grandchildren Alexander and Nikita Stepien; six nieces and nephews; and extended family Darlene Mortensen, John Buchanan, and John-Paul Gorgoroso.
Services: Calling hours will be held Monday evening from 6:00pm until 8:00pm and Tuesday morning from 10:00am until 11:00am in the Morello Funeral Home, Inc., 3720 Nicholas St. Palmer Twp. Funeral Services will be held Tuesday morning at 11:00am in the funeral home. Interment will be in Plainfield Cemetery, Plainfield Twp.

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:22:00 +0000

Sometimes I think this is a sick joke

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:45:00 +0000

i lost the only person who liked to go places with me today. i wont be able to drag him to the thrift stores, or to the game store. i wont have anyone to deposit my check for me. i wont be able to call him during my first break to check for parcels anymore.

you've taken my father, why did you take his replacement too?

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:13:00 +0000

People I don't know are wishing me a happy thanksgiving. Its weird when
strangers are all omf happy whatever john

i can has japanese underboob catgirl glasses spurt

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:02:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:09:00 +0000

Day took er jawbs
--When I used to work for Synchronoss

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:04:00 +0000

Sometime I wish I were fred

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:26:00 +0000

Yawn. Is it 6pm yet?

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:40:00 +0000

a bird took a poop on my head today.

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:43:00 +0000

I don't like what the future holds for me. I wish I could have done
things differently. I need something. This sucks, compounded by the
fact no cares. I wish I were dead sometimes

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:26:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:48:00 +0000

The end of real drive made me cry like a little girl

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:42:00 +0000

I hate being depressed over something that is totally my fault

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:20:00 +0000

Im so stressed out about work for no real reason

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:25:00 +0000

Sukeban takes after his tough biker father in all but one way: He looks like a sexy schoolgirl. After his appearance gets him expelled from yet another high school, his father dresses him in drag and sends him to an all-girl school. There, Sukeban's new classmates welcome him with humiliation classes, sex-inspired cliques and other bizarre traditions. Demo Tanaka and Kentaro Kishi star in this fetish-laced comedy based on the racy manga series.

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:11:00 +0000

Bah. For the most part, today was boring. I went thrifting with jens
dad....didn't find much of anything though. When we got home around 3 I
took a nap till 8ish. Im doing laundry as we speak. Im washing all of
my casual clothes so I have something to wear tomorrow. Meh

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:57:00 +0000

I need a robo girl like holon.
--Let's go rape her!

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:56:00 +0000

Is it bad when perv manga depresses me?

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:13:00 +0000

And not a magical girlfriend pillow

noreply@blogger.com (spoonybard) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:12:00 +0000

I need a girlfriend for a pillow.

teh spoonybard

psychotic hikikomori

what not to tell your potential girlfriend

i can has japanese underboob catgirl glasses *spurt*

i can has japanese underboob catgirl glasses spurt